My very awesome rant (real)

This isn't supposed to offend/target anyone btw.

Sentinals

"Oh but whay's wrong with sentinals? They help you survive by stunning, and attacking the killer, and stunning, and y'know."
NO!
I've seen so many sentinals either fail at their job miserably, or just purposely not use their ability.
Most Chances lately are somehow dying to their own gun for some reason.
Guest 1337s are just... Running past the Killer :shrug:
Lastly Shedletskys and a few Two Times are using their ability wayyyy too early. The Killer is like 10 light years away, calm down.
It also gets to the point where I literally could tell they were probably teaming with the Killer.
At this rate sentinals are gonna try to stun survivors now.

Supports

"Okay, supports can't be bad, right? They help others survive and sometimes themselves. That's pretty good, especially Builderman!!"
Huh? Builderman? Where?
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No like actually WHERE.
Where are the Buildermen at??? Like they are just somewhere in a corner or just at the other side of the map.
I barely even see buildermen too.
"Well uh, Elliots are good!"
H H Hell no! They rarely heal at the right moment!
I'm better off running away then staying near an Elliot who doesn't want to throw a pizza.
"Okay, Dusekkar HAS to be good though. Their abilities are short and stuff!"
Yeah, that's only if THERE WERE ANY DUSEKKAR MAINS.
Am I like the only one who uses Dusekkar once in a while? Someone out there let me know please.
"Well Taphs aren't that bad..."
Uhuh...
Sure buddy. The killer will definitely walk into that 5 pixel long Tripwire you placed down right in the middle of the map with a Subspace Tripmine on top too.
They take killers for idiots bro smh. They're all supporting killers atp.

Survivalists

"What? They are survivalists. I don't see your point."
Yeah, there IS a point. The survivalists these days be running towards other people while getting chased, like if they are trying to make the Killer hit them.
Especially Noobs, since most of the times it's new players. No offense though, but use common sense.
007n7 is okay I guess. For now. Haven't seen any bad 007n7 mains.

Killers

"Erm, weren't you talking about teammates? AKKKKording to my calculations... Killers are nnnnnNOT teammates!-"
Stfu, I MEAN YOUR TEAMMATES/SURVIVORS WHENEVER YOU'RE A KILLER.
It absolutely pisses me off when my teammates die to other people who you can easily juke and dodge, but somehow they survive me as a killer, lightwork.
LIKE I'M TRYING MY BEST UNLIKE OTHER KILLERS... ???????
I hate it even more when there's at least 3 sentinals stunning me 24/7. Especially when I'm chasing one. Like okay man, I get I'm the Killer, but did you really have to stun me multiple times just to save some Noob who is still at max HP?
Don't get me started with Guest 1337s.
As 1x, I'm aiming for some other survivor, and this 1337 has the AUDACITY to stand in front of me just for a punch.
....okay but like TRY DOING THAT WHEN I'M GOING FOR YOU.???.??
Enough about me being a Killer.
My teammates whenever someone else is the Killer is like watching a 1 year old trying to figure out the difference between a circle and the number 5.
Like, I throw a heal as Elliot, right?
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THEN 3 TEAMMATES WITH LOW HP RUN BY IT. At this point let healing the Killer be an option please.
I kinda forgor what else I was gonna put but uh.
How about be skilled whenever I'm not the Killer as well, instead of whenever I'm the Killer. Thanks.

Dandy's World

"Erm, this game is a co-op game!!!? Why are you mad at it??"
the players, twisteds, and rng suck
Like genuinely there should be matchmaking for players who want people with the same skill as them.

Players

Okay, I'm not one of those rude people who are like 'no starters allowed!! Go DIE!!"
But at the same time, at least try not to run into the Twisteds like a braindead person.
Sometimes people don't get the meaning of calling out "med/band/(item)"
Like, yeah dude, there's a thing there for Cosmo/Sprout/Idk. And they still grab it like if we meant them.
Like no! Rodger you put that Band-Aid back down, NOW.
Also, at least try to tell people that the last machine is being completed. "Gte" "I'm on last" "(Person) is doing the last one" literally anything helps.
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Get to the elevator! 30 Seconds!
Why are people like this???????Honorable Mention:
"abc for long run!" dies on floor 1

Twisteds

"It's ai! It's only a bot! Stop complainingggggGGHAJAOAOFKNEB 😭"
Yeah, but how does it know my exact location and probably my address at all times.
Like what, no, you were near the broken elevator a second ago!
HOW ARE YOU NEAR THE NORMAL ELEVATOR???
Also why he hell does Smoke Bomb and Connie's ability not work when getting hit by any range attack.
We're invisible! How do you know where to attack?????????Honorable Mention:
A common twisted attacking you behind a corner/wall and you don't have even a millisecond to react.

Others

Why the hell does Dandy sell so many heals, but then he sells TRASH after we encounter every Main Twisted. Same thing when he doesn't sell heals at all.
It's so weird. Dandy shouldn't sell heals right after we clear the first floor, save those for later Dandy!!
Sometimes the machines are placed in the worst spots.
What do you mean a machine is right next to Twisted Rodger, Twisted RnD, and it's in a corner where most Twisteds go?
Why do healers not heal you but they heal others who die immediately afterwards.
If you're gonna distract, don't have any non-distracting trinkets. Especially trinkets that don't even boost you with any speed or stamina at all. AND ESPECIALLY THE FANCY PURSE AND THOSE TRINKETS THAT GIVE YOU RANDOM ITEMS. HOW ARE YALL GETTING THOSE BUT DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAMEMMEEEEAE.AE.>!>!>!??!.
Can people stop being weird in runs... rp runs and the rp section exist.
go touch someone there instead of the main game
anyways thats everything byeee